The Orange Cunt

The Orange Cunt desperately needed a set square to demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Cunt owned a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This seems an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Cunt often carried a sword that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Orange Cunt carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It was a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Cunt needed a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Cunt owned a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.