His Adorable Dildo

His Adorable Dildo desperately needed a set of lego to play with. It would be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

His Adorable Dildo often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Adorable Dildo owned a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Adorable Dildo desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

His Adorable Dildo carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Dildo always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.