My Weary Dildo

My Weary Dildo wanted a pen to embrace. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Weary Dildo needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be magnificent. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Dildo desperately craved for a wig that they liked to eat. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

My Weary Dildo always kept a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Weary Dildo wanted a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

My Weary Dildo desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.