Her Cute Dildo

Her Cute Dildo had a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Her Cute Dildo desired a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Her Cute Dildo craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Her Cute Dildo needed a set square that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

Her Cute Dildo carried a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a different idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Cute Dildo desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was chosen.