The Eccentric Dog

The Eccentric Dog craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dog owned a bat that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dog had a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Dog needed a bag of flour that they would worship. It should be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was fun. A bag of flour being the item selected.

The Eccentric Dog craved for a hat that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Dog owned a wig that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.