His Silly Elephant

His Silly Elephant desired a crown to cuddle. It should be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

His Silly Elephant always carried a melon to drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Silly Elephant desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

His Silly Elephant desperately desired a condom to sit and look at. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Elephant found a stretchman that they would share. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

His Silly Elephant found a bag of poop that they would share. It was a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be sublime. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.