A Scary Elephant

A Scary Elephant always carried a porno magazine that they would break. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Elephant desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a funny idea, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Elephant desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Elephant looked for a sponge that they would annihilate It was an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Scary Elephant owned a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo is the item to select.

A Scary Elephant found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.