His Colourful Elf

His Colourful Elf needed a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.

His Colourful Elf owned a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a new idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

His Colourful Elf had a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be fun. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Elf craved for a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Colourful Elf always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

His Colourful Elf needed a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.