The Confused Fisherman

The Confused Fisherman looked for a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

The Confused Fisherman found a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Confused Fisherman desired a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Fisherman looked for a bat that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Confused Fisherman desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It should be a different thought, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Fisherman had a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.