Orange Geek

Orange Geek desperately needed a painting of a melon to sleep with. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is simply life. A painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Orange Geek searched for a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Orange Geek needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Orange Geek owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Orange Geek desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

Orange Geek often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to select.