His Blue Geek

His Blue Geek found a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It was a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

His Blue Geek desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

His Blue Geek searched for a radiator that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Geek desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally eat. It might be a strange action, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

His Blue Geek always kept a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

His Blue Geek always carried a can of coke that they would throw. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.