The Exceptional Geek

The Exceptional Geek desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Geek wanted a bat that they would often put up their bum. It should have been an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Geek always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Geek craved for a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. It might have been a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Geek owned a sack of potatoes to smash. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Geek desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.