Their Purple Giraffe

Their Purple Giraffe looked for a condom that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Giraffe desperately desired a mug that they sometimes play with. It might be a different idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

Their Purple Giraffe owned a sponge that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A sponge is the item to select.

Their Purple Giraffe had a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Giraffe always carried a can of coke to smash. It was a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Giraffe carried a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.