The Weary Gremlin

The Weary Gremlin desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Weary Gremlin desperately searched for a piece of paper to hug. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Gremlin always carried a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Weary Gremlin needed a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Weary Gremlin desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often rub on his belly. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Gremlin had a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.