A Horny Hedgehog

A Horny Hedgehog desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper of all things.

A Horny Hedgehog desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

A Horny Hedgehog desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Hedgehog always kept a little monkey to put on his head. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to choose.

A Horny Hedgehog desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

A Horny Hedgehog desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.