His Scary Jerk

His Scary Jerk carried a CD player that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to select.

His Scary Jerk looked for a set of lego to smash. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

His Scary Jerk desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes hug. It would have been an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Scary Jerk had a hat that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat having that done to it

His Scary Jerk often carried a cup to insert somewhere. This seems an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.

His Scary Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.