Her Fat Jerk

Her Fat Jerk desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often embrace. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Fat Jerk wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Her Fat Jerk desperately desired a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Her Fat Jerk carried a set square that they sometimes break. One might say this is a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

Her Fat Jerk carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Her Fat Jerk always kept a sword that they would worship. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.