A Dodgy Jerk

A Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was exciting. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Jerk found a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. A spade was the chosen item.

A Dodgy Jerk desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Jerk always carried a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item selected.