My Big King

My Big King wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Big King had a can of Tango that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Big King often carried a helmet to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

My Big King desperately searched for a pint of beer to worship. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

My Big King desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Big King found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.