The Lovely King

The Lovely King desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Lovely King owned a lava lamp that they would play with. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Lovely King wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely King always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely King desperately wanted a helmet that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely King looked for a CD player to sit and look at. It was a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player of all things.