Their Horny Knight

Their Horny Knight searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Knight wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Knight desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is exciting. A painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Knight desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Knight desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

Their Horny Knight desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.