A Confused Lunatic

A Confused Lunatic desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often play with. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is epic. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Lunatic carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Lunatic desperately craved for a pint of beer to sleep with. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Lunatic often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

A Confused Lunatic found a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. It might be an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

A Confused Lunatic often carried a custard pie that they liked to demolish. This seems to be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.