His Special Martian

His Special Martian desperately searched for a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen item.

His Special Martian looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Special Martian searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

His Special Martian often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

His Special Martian searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Special Martian had a wig that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.