The Orange Martian

The Orange Martian often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Martian desperately wanted a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Orange Martian desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Martian desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Martian had a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. This is certainly an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Orange Martian desired a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.