A Jolly Martian

A Jolly Martian desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

A Jolly Martian wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Martian searched for a can of coke that they liked to drop. This is certainly a curious thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Martian wanted a block of cheese to smash. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Martian wanted a bag of poop to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Martian desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.