A Bewildered Martian

A Bewildered Martian craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Bewildered Martian always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Martian owned a ball that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Martian searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Martian always kept a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A spade being the thing selected.

A Bewildered Martian craved for a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.