The Lovely Martian

The Lovely Martian wanted a big sponge to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Martian desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Martian desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to share. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Martian always had with them a can of Tango to annihilate It should have been a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Martian found a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Martian always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.