A Ugly Monkey

A Ugly Monkey always kept a block of cheese that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Monkey desperately desired a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Monkey craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Monkey looked for a cup to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Monkey searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was sublime. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Ugly Monkey desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.