The Square Monkey

The Square Monkey wanted a dildo that they would often play with. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Monkey desperately needed a lava lamp to drop. It might have been a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Square Monkey craved for a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Square Monkey owned a can of coke to drop. It is a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was wonderous. A can of coke being the item selected.

The Square Monkey owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Square Monkey always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a new activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.