The Square Monkey

The Square Monkey found a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Monkey always carried a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Square Monkey always carried a bag of flour to embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Monkey desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often break. It might be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Monkey often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Square Monkey desired a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.