The Bum Loving Monster

The Bum Loving Monster owned a piece of paper that they would share. It is a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Monster found a cup that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Monster always kept a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Monster desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Monster owned a set square that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Monster always kept a set square that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.