His Red Monster

His Red Monster searched for a Harry Potter wand to demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Red Monster owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Monster wanted a bat that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

His Red Monster always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

His Red Monster always had with them a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a cup being the thing opted for.

His Red Monster desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A can of Tango having that done to it