My Boring Monster

My Boring Monster desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

My Boring Monster always had with them a bat that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.

My Boring Monster wanted a wig that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

My Boring Monster desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Monster, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Boring Monster wanted a stapler to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

My Boring Monster desperately looked for a CD player that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.