The Fat Monster

The Fat Monster wanted a crown to hug. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Monster had a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Fat Monster desperately needed a sword that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A sword was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Monster wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Fat Monster found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Fat Monster always had with them a pen that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.