The Colourful Nerd

The Colourful Nerd desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be simply life. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Nerd searched for a computer that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

The Colourful Nerd craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Colourful Nerd desperately wanted a custard pie to embrace. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Nerd desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Colourful Nerd always kept a mug that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A mug being the chosen thing.