A Chinese Nerd

A Chinese Nerd desired a pint of cider to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Chinese Nerd had a can of Tango that they would demolish. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Nerd desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A tomato was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Nerd desperately desired a pen to embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Nerd owned a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Nerd desired a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be an original thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.