My Adorable Nerd

My Adorable Nerd always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

My Adorable Nerd always kept a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Adorable Nerd desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

My Adorable Nerd wanted a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderous. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Adorable Nerd needed a hat that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly an original operation, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Nerd always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.