My Unusual Newt

My Unusual Newt looked for a condom that they would often put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A condom being the thing opted for.

My Unusual Newt looked for a spade that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a spade was the chosen thing.

My Unusual Newt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

My Unusual Newt wanted a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

My Unusual Newt searched for a toilet brush to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

My Unusual Newt searched for a wig that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was selected.