My Boring Newt

My Boring Newt always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Boring Newt always carried a piece of paper that they would drop. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt it was stunning. A piece of paper being the item opted for.

My Boring Newt craved for a mug that they sometimes break. This could be considered an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Newt searched for a magic 8 ball to share. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

My Boring Newt always had with them a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

My Boring Newt always kept a sponge that they would often throw. This might appear to be a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.