The Confused Newt

The Confused Newt found a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This seems an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Newt always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Confused Newt desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be magnificent. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Newt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Confused Newt wanted a bag of poop that they would often embrace. This seems to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Newt always carried a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was selected.