The Magical Ogre

The Magical Ogre always had with them a stapler that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Magical Ogre desired a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Ogre always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to throw. It is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Ogre had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It is an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Ogre craved for a stapler that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.