His Worrisome Ogre

His Worrisome Ogre had a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. It was a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Ogre wanted a can of Tango to put up their bum. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Ogre wanted a computer to embrace. This could be considered a strange idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Ogre desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a curious activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A wig being the chosen item.

His Worrisome Ogre desperately craved for a crown that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Ogre desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.