Her Yellow Ogre

Her Yellow Ogre had a mug that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a mug is the item to opt for.

Her Yellow Ogre wanted a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

Her Yellow Ogre had a stapler that they would often embrace. One might say this is a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

Her Yellow Ogre wanted a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Her Yellow Ogre searched for a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Yellow Ogre always carried a pint of beer that they would eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.