Red Ogre

Red Ogre desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Red Ogre wanted a mug that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

Red Ogre desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Red Ogre had a ball that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Red Ogre desperately wanted a dildo that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Red Ogre desperately desired a stapler that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.