A Bum Loving Paki

A Bum Loving Paki needed a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who felt it was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Paki looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Paki desperately looked for a bat that they would often annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Paki needed a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Paki, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Paki owned a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Paki wanted a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.