The Red Pet

The Red Pet often carried a sword that they would often hug. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.

The Red Pet always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Red Pet desperately craved for a cup that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Red Pet searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Red Pet always had with them a big sponge to sleep with. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Pet owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.