The Silly Pet

The Silly Pet carried a dildo that they liked to worship. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Pet carried a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

The Silly Pet desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Silly Pet found a bat that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Silly Pet desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Pet desperately desired a little monkey that they would often throw. It should have been a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is amazing. A little monkey is the thing to select.