A Eccentric Pigeon

A Eccentric Pigeon had a cucumber that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Pigeon searched for a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Pigeon often carried a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Pigeon needed a spade that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

A Eccentric Pigeon looked for a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Eccentric Pigeon always kept a melon that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.