My Grumpy Pigeon

My Grumpy Pigeon looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Pigeon always kept a melon that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Pigeon desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would break. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Pigeon owned a pen that they liked to cuddle. It is an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Pigeon searched for a CD player that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.