His Bewildered Pigeon

His Bewildered Pigeon searched for a crown that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A crown is the item to select.

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It was a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was amazing. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Pigeon desired a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a pen is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Pigeon desperately craved for a pen that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Pigeon carried a dildo to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was simply life. A dildo was the item that was chosen.